Remember those computer programs you could get that would have a simulated computer program speaking back to you on the other side?

And you sometimes baited it and asked it really stupid questions just to see how it would react?

Well, Ken's still in China and I wanted to chat to him today when I got home from the airport but he was out so I started speaking to the faceless MSN window.

There's a lot of green text and not much else.

Haha, that's pretty pathetic.

Oh dear.